Legal disclaimer (funny)

[petardier]

Just bought a waterproof box for my digital camera. It came with a disclaimer that includes the following:

The above guarantee does not include sharkbite, bear attack or children under 5.

I'll have to put that into any legal documents that pass through my hands from now on.

Comments

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

*snork!*

[sunspiral.livejournal.com]

::chuckle:: Never thought of smalls as causing that much trouble, but then again the 3 year old Talia was known as Our Little Swath of Destruction.