Dear Supermarket manager;

You may be wondering why the premium Angus franks are not selling very well.

I think it may have something to do with the price sticker being placed on top of the "g" in Angus.

That reminds me, has anyone seen the Anthony Bourdain episode where he goes to Namibia and eats warthog innards with the Bushmen? (though I think the politically correct term is San people now).