Lovecraftian School Board member

of course it's from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lovecraftian_school_board_member?utm_source=a-section

very funny, but for a perfect score they needed the phrases "thin monotonous piping of demonic flutes" and "nethermost abyss".

Note: poet John Milton leads in Google's "Nethermost Abyss" search. H.P. needs to get some web skilz.