Cheney poetry finals

Who will get the gold? These


Harry, Harry, Dignitary
Tell us your huntin' woes
'Bout farm-bred quails and frosty ales
And Dick's buckshot up your nose. (47)

An accident it must have been,
And not a planned attack
Because Dick shot him in the face
Instead of in the back. (114)

or one of the others here:

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