2012-11-26 06:31 pm
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So bad it's good

Good review = helpful, very bad review = entertaining

My favorite so far is the one that gave "Conan the Barbarian" one star because the reviewer claimed that it glorified Islam. For reference, there's no religion remotely like Islam in the movie (which, BTW, is a FANTASY).

http://leasthelpful.com/
2009-03-02 04:36 pm
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Lovecraftian School Board member

of course it's from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lovecraftian_school_board_member?utm_source=a-section

very funny, but for a perfect score they needed the phrases "thin monotonous piping of demonic flutes" and "nethermost abyss".

Note: poet John Milton leads in Google's "Nethermost Abyss" search. H.P. needs to get some web skilz.