petardier ([personal profile] petardier) wrote2006-05-25 06:09 pm

Can Pat Robertson leg press 2,000 pounds?

That's what he says in the ad for his new protein shakes. Here's a link to a sportswriter who observers (along with many other snarky notes) that this would probably be a new world record by some 700 pounds:

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9454343

Hey Pat, does the commandment about false witness still apply, or has the Bush administration suspended it?

And now, off to Spain. See you in a week. Don't let GWB sell the country while I'm gone.

Pat's just confused.

[identity profile] halleyscomet.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You see, that Sampson style strength God's granted him goes to his head a bit, and he can never really tell if it's the health shake whose recipe was handed down to him by God (Saw him claim that on the 700 club a while back) or the plain outright miracle of his preternatural strength that allows him to leg press 2k lbs.

On a side note, I'm printing the the article and sending a copy to my mother. She's still a card carrying member of the 700 Club.