You see, that Sampson style strength God's granted him goes to his head a bit, and he can never really tell if it's the health shake whose recipe was handed down to him by God (Saw him claim that on the 700 club a while back) or the plain outright miracle of his preternatural strength that allows him to leg press 2k lbs.

On a side note, I'm printing the the article and sending a copy to my mother. She's still a card carrying member of the 700 Club.